Unwanted Hopeless Romantic Morons

Geoffrey Parsons captures disconnected youth hitch-hiking across Canada—stark realism, substance abuse, and innocent yearning in suburban 8th House Publishing.

UNWANTED HOPELESS ROMANTIC MORONS

Geoffrey Alexander Parsons • Literary Fiction / Coming of Age / Canadian Fiction

Book Description

They left suburbia for the cities, chasing something they couldn't name. What they found was worse. UNWANTED HOPELESS ROMANTIC MORONS captures the disconnected youth of a generation hitch-hiking across the vastness of Canada — lured by promises of freedom and finding only further alienation, disappointment, and the slow erosion of hope.

Through the eyes of Tom, a young man drifting from one exploit to another, Geoffrey Alexander Parsons charts a landscape of substance abuse, casual cruelty, and the innocent yearnings of youth colliding with a wasteland of nihilistic greed and narcotic egoism. The novel blends stark realism with flashes of tenderness — moments where the hard shell cracks and something vulnerable, something still capable of love, briefly surfaces before being drowned again.

This is fiction that refuses to sentimentalize: a raw, unflinching portrait of modern struggle in the margins of Canadian life. For readers who recognize that the road doesn't always lead somewhere better — and that sometimes the most honest stories are the ones that don't offer easy redemption.

Author Bio

GEOFFREY ALEXANDER PARSONS is a Canadian author whose fiction explores the disenchantments and hidden yearnings of contemporary youth. UNWANTED HOPELESS ROMANTIC MORONS is his debut novel with 8th House Publishing.

Book Details

ISBN:978-0-9809108-9-6
Publisher:8th House Publishing
Genre:Literary Fiction / Coming of Age / Canadian Fiction
Format:Paperback / eBook
Pages:172
Setting:Canada, cross-country
Debut:Yes — Debut novel

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