Geoffrey Alexander Parsons
Are you sposeta write your own bio? Well I am...”
Geoffrey Alexander Parsons (or GAP as he likes to sign his manuscripts) was born on Christmas Day, in Halifax, Nova Scotia. He’s played in a grunge band called P.E.T.M.I.S. (People Escapes That Mental Institution Somehow)—and lived on various peoples’ couches until he came to Montréal at 18. He has been hitch-hiking ever since, and greyhounding back and forth across the country working dishwashing, tree-planting, fruit-picking, telemarketing, home-security system-selling, stadium-set-up-break-down, and garbage-sorter jobs... none of which he’s kept longer than two months.
“Are you sposeta write your own bio? Well I am...”
Geoffrey Alexander Parsons (or GAP as he likes to sign his manuscripts) was born on Christmas Day, in Halifax, Nova Scotia. He’s played in a grunge band called P.E.T.M.I.S. (People Escapes That Mental Institution Somehow)—and lived on various peoples’ couches until he came to Montréal at 18. He has been hitch-hiking ever since, and greyhounding back and forth across the country working dishwashing, tree-planting, fruit-picking, telemarketing, home-security system-selling, stadium-set-up-break-down, and garbage-sorter jobs... none of which he’s kept longer than two months.

G.A.P. (Geoffrey Alexander Parsons)
Look for Geoffrey's latest novel "Unwanted Hopeless Romantic Morons"











